Number 53
Today’s piece is written by Curtis Kheel, Writer/Producer on “EUREKA,” and former Writer/Producer on “CHARMED.”
I’m not like other writers. I don’t “gotta write.” Yeah, you know who you are. You’re the ones who have a writing day job, but also always have a screenplay, pilot, play, novel, short story, journal, or epic grocery list going on the side that you just can’t stop writing on your own. I know all about you. You’re everywhere.
I call you the “gotta writers.” Because you “gotta write” all the time, even when you have free time that I would be using for anything but writing.
To me, writing is hard work. Painful sometimes. It’s a job like any other job, and unless I’m getting paid for it, I don’t want to do it,. I really don’t get why people would do it for free on their own. You don’t see accountants running home on the weekends and gleefully locking themselves away to crunch numbers just because they’ve “gotta account,” do you?
The truth is — and I know this won’t be inspirational even if it is truthful — I have no wonderful stories that I absolutely must share. No moral messages I’m desperate to impart. No colorful characters that simply MUST be given a voice. Sure, I can come up with wonderful stories, moral messages, and colorful characters… but that’s work! (And please don’t get me started on ‘spec scripts’, which in my world are an unfortunate but apparently necessary means-to-an-end).
I am writer for hire, pure and simple. A “gotta pay-me” writer, if you will. The applause and laughter in response to my work is a nice reward, but the paycheck is even nicer.
Still, I know I’m also in the minority in this respect, even though I am certain there are others out there like me. Writers who remain silent when the “gotta writers” rattle on about their passion projects, making us feel like we should apologize for not having one ourselves. Writers who inwardly roll their eyes when the “gotta writers” prescribe creative writing as some sort of magical cure for all of life’s ills. Writers who simply choose to write because it’s a decent-enough way to make money, not out of some deep, soulful commitment to the craft.
Sound familiar? It’s okay. You’re not alone. I’m one of you.
If there was a world in which I could make the same living yet not write, I’d do that in a heartbeat. Maybe the “gotta writers” can’t possibly fathom such a notion, but believe me, I can and I have. Maybe it’s because I don’t “gotta write” that I often wonder about other paths. In fact, every time I end up out of a work for a few months, usually around the time I start to worry that I’ll never work again, the same questions run through my head: Isn’t there SOMETHING else I can do for a living? Something easier maybe?
Could I be a doctor? No. I feel sick at the sight of blood.
Lawyer? No. I feel sick at the sight of enormous law books that I’d have to read.
Indian Chief? I suspect that I don’t meet the eligibility requirements.
Policeman? I might get shot.
Soldier? I might get shot
Teacher? I might get shot.
Postman? Either I might get shot or I might actually do the shooting myself.
Pilot? I might crash.
Fireman? I might burn.
Psychiatrist? I hate listening to people whine about their problems.
Bartender? Also involves listening to whining. No.
Salesman? Only if the product sells itself. Literally. Cause that seems hard.
Handyman? I can barely change a light bulb.
Mechanic? I can barely change a tire. Aw, hell, I can’t even do that.
Do-Gooder? Yeah, right.
Wizard? Requires seven years’ study at Hogwarts, and I’d never get in.
Career after career, I can always find reasons why the other options are more objectionable than being a writer. But maybe that’s the beauty of being a writer. I can try all of those professions, be all of those people, just by sitting at my computer and engaging in the fine art of storytelling. Maybe that’s what the “gotta writers” have been trying to tell me all along. Hmm, maybe that’s why I write…?
Nah. It’s about the money.
WHY WE WRITE is a series of essays by prominent – and not so prominent – TV and Film writers. Conceived by Charlie Craig and Thania St. John, the campaign hopes to inspire and inform all writers. If you’d like to comment, or tell us why you write, visit the Why We Write WordPress site or contact us at whywewrite@gmail.com.
The URL for this post still has the incorrect number 52. Also, it’s kind of shady to delete corrections as if you never made a mistake in the first place.
-Person who first pointed out that the title was numbered incorrectly, in a now-deleted comment
Comment by Allison — April 20, 2008 @ 1:20 pm |
[raises hand with renewed conviction] Uh, I’m one, too. Thank the Lords of Kobol you wrote this. And here I’ve been feeling like a passionless schlub for all these years. A faker. ‘Cuz I’m just not into writing every waking moment in a Natalie Goldberg-esque fashion. I’m just not. I have too many other interests. Thanks for taking the risk to expose your true nature. And your list of questions was precious.
Comment by Karen R — April 27, 2008 @ 4:14 pm |
HILARIOUS
Comment by Angela — April 29, 2008 @ 9:06 am |
That is honestly very funny. I sometimes find myself in the category you find yourself in and sometimes in the category of “gotta write”. Thanks for sharing your “story” and g’luck in the future.
Comment by Danny Mac — May 11, 2008 @ 3:57 am |
Very funny!! I wasn’t expecting myself to read through the whole piece, but you kept me hooked till the end and had everyone wondering why I was laughing at the computer! Great read!
Comment by Mel — May 17, 2008 @ 1:07 pm |
I wonder if the difference between the gotta writers and the writers who write because it’s a decent way to make a living is that the gotta writers can’t make a living at writing and therefore need a different rationale.
Comment by writer reading — June 7, 2008 @ 8:50 am |
First, the ‘fess up: I’m a “gotta writer”, a woman on a creative non-fiction mission to educate the masses on how to be happy while still being dysfunctional. You’d probably hate me.
But for this post I HAD to write, just to say that I loved your piece and spurted out my mouthful of H2O LOL-ing when I read, “Wizard? Requires seven years’ study at Hogwarts, and I’d never get in.” You are definitely a writer, “gotta writer” or “gotta pay-me writer”, no other professional is that resignedly bitter and self-mocking about his career choice.
PS I loved “Charmed”.
Comment by Sophie in the Moonlight — June 12, 2008 @ 1:42 pm |
I’m not a writer, but I’m a video editor… so you can say I write with images. I feel so much better now about what I do, because you made me realize that I’m not the only one who works in the “arts” that does it for money and doesn’t care about doing it his free time.
I’m tired of friends and family coming up to me asking me to edit something for them, knowing this will have to happen when I’m supposed to relax and get away from a computer, and that I’ll have to do it for free. They think that a 5 minute video takes 5 minutes to edit. Well, it doesn’t. It takes hours and hours, especially if you want to do it right.
I want to be the best at what I do, as long as I can get away from it when I’m not working.
I always hated homework, and still do, even if it’s something I “like” doing.
Thanks for opening my eyes and making me feel less bad about not committing my life to my “art”. I’m so glad I’m not a “gotta’ edit” guy.
Comment by Adriano — June 13, 2008 @ 11:45 am |
How on earth do you get to the point of making money at writing if you don’t like writing? Now, I suppose I’m a gotta-write writer if you also mean people who get bored doing anything else and are so self-obsessed that spending too much time in one’s own head sounds like a great way to get through life. Let’s see…in my free time I could…ummm…watch TV, clean the house,…um…surf the net for parenting articles…do good works…maybe…
But whatev, because what I fail to understand is how you got a job as a writer if you were not writing something on your own to begin with. What do they do in TV these days? Do they say, “Hey, you there, not writing. You look like you hate writing. Come write for TV and we’ll pay you! Writing samples? We don’t need no sticking writing samples–after all, you don’t write!”
And does that mean when you were 18 and no one in TV show world would give you the time of day, you actually thought–I don’t like writing so I’ll try my luck in Hollywood writing scripts!
There probably is some truth to the comment by writer reading, but perhaps a paycheck takes the “gotta” out of anything.
Comment by mapelba — June 14, 2008 @ 8:05 pm |
I found myself smiling from start to finish. I also doubt I’ve ever given it much thought before, but thank goodness there are writers such as “you”. I take it you are one of those writers to whom I am in debt for hours of TV amusement and truly good TV drama, not to mention writing that requires actual reading. If so, my sincere thanks. Mary from Meander With Me
Comment by mary a. kaufman — June 16, 2008 @ 10:12 am |
Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation
Anyway … nice blog to visit.
cheers, Parkinsonism
.
Comment by Parkinsonism — June 18, 2008 @ 8:26 am |
Why did you write this?
Comment by noaman — July 4, 2008 @ 11:10 pm |
That was beautiful. Do you know how hard it is to get me to read through anything and read through every sentence? Very hard, I tell you.
So you’re not a “gotta writer”. That’s what I consider myself to be, making drawn-out grocery lists (with cute notes in parenthesis just because), writing dialogs, making characters, typing up nonsense, all because I just feel like it! Understandably, when writing becomes a job, then it is, well, a job, and like any job, you gotta complain about it as being work. You are not a gotta writer because writing is your day job.
Though in a sense, I don’t get it. Writing is like talking. If you had a job talking to crowds of people all day, and then you go home from your day of work, you’re not going to stop talking, are you? Highly doubt it.
Anyway, fun read. I chuckled a few times and had the urge to show somebody sitting close by. The sad thing is, my dogs don’t read, so they’re not laughing with me like I hoped they would…
Comment by Czenko — July 14, 2008 @ 5:10 pm |
Hilarious.
If your writing is all about money….you’re one of the lucky ones:)
Comment by damyantig — September 24, 2008 @ 6:10 am |
for me, its simply because i love to write. hehe
Comment by Parantar — October 13, 2008 @ 5:15 pm |
there always be a good reason why we write
Comment by TechNald — November 18, 2008 @ 4:22 am |
I was unaware that contributors to this site were compensated.
Comment by Scratch — November 20, 2008 @ 10:59 am |
They’re not.
Comment by Charlie Craig — November 20, 2008 @ 11:11 am |
I would rather find something I loved then doing something I dreaded. Why keep on fighting? You should ad a number 17 to that career list: Writer? Nah, I might eventually get fed up and ram a pen into my eyesocket someday.
Comment by greys — December 16, 2008 @ 12:00 pm |
Thanks for your information. Most of the posts in the blog is really valuable. Regards
Comment by UK Essay Writer — December 23, 2008 @ 9:26 pm |
Maybe, Mr. Curtis Kheel, the problem comes from ‘what’ you write.
Comment by Thalia — January 6, 2009 @ 2:21 am |
How on earth did you know about my grocery list? It’s the only thing i gotta write… fairly frequently – if there is such a thing as “frequently” in a writer’s life. In general, I do as little as possible as often as possible for as much as possible. That’s why I can write grocery lists. You’re right on the money there!
Comment by Jimmy Alison — February 6, 2009 @ 10:36 am |
Now that I can see all the dangers of being shot in other jobs, I guess it is time to write. Some great points by the way.
Comment by japanese words — March 11, 2009 @ 8:18 am |
Love it! why is it the last post tho?
Comment by rdl — March 17, 2009 @ 7:14 pm |
i love writing so much!
Comment by Hampang — March 23, 2009 @ 6:37 am |
Makes me want to write again…good stuff.
Comment by fn. d. b. — April 7, 2009 @ 2:55 pm |
i love to write!
Comment by Cory Cong — April 8, 2009 @ 7:11 am |
i feel your pain! i’m also a professional writer who doesn’t feel the need to write outside the 9-5 workday. it’s a living, and a pretty good one at that. it’s not that i don’t enjoy it, i do. it’s even fun sometimes, but it’s not my life. but as i’ve always said, i’m not a “real” writer (now thanks for the new and better term “gotta writers” at least i can stop saying “real” writer. it still is my job after all, haha), i just happen to be good at it–at least enough to get paid. thanks so much for your post—at least i know there are others out there too.
Comment by mrox — April 22, 2009 @ 8:53 pm |
Another wonderful piece.
Comment by or - טכנאי מחשבים — May 11, 2009 @ 3:02 pm |
nice i laik it
ויאגרה
סיאליס
טכנאי מחשבים
Comment by טכנאי מחשבים — May 22, 2009 @ 11:05 am |
my answer for the question “why we write” is simple. because someone wants to read. LOL!
Comment by Nero 9 Serial — July 11, 2009 @ 1:48 am |
this was great. my favorite line “bartender? also involves listening to people whine. no”
I can totally relate to this “gotta-write” thing – so many people are constantly working, coffee shops, home, work, taking notes all the time. bah! I have to force myself to do it.
Comment by Chris — July 22, 2009 @ 8:17 am |
I liked this because of the other side it gave me. I don’t agree with it 100% but it is pretty eye opening. Two thumbs up!
Comment by notepple — July 24, 2009 @ 1:17 pm |
It is a funny post but it is written with openness.
And this was great: Postman? Either I might get shot or I might actually do the shooting myself.
Comment by J — July 30, 2009 @ 6:35 am |
it is pretty amazing! love it!
Comment by UFC 101 Live Stream — August 6, 2009 @ 10:38 pm |
I agree with you. I don’t like to write unless I get paid for it either. I have written two novels, so far, and have one published and I still don’t like to write all that much unless there’s money in it for me. Great essay. Thanks.
Jerry Watson
The Antiquarian Chronicles
Comment by Jerry Watson — August 7, 2009 @ 4:11 pm |
This resonated with me. Thank you for writing this. And even if you don’t get paid for this (do you?) I just thought you might like to know that it made me laugh.
Comment by Karin — August 10, 2009 @ 11:13 pm |
writing is my way of expressing my thougts, ideas, and experiences. Without writing, I cannot do my diary.
Comment by Cezille — August 15, 2009 @ 7:50 am |
writing is my passion!
Comment by UFC 102 Live Stream — August 24, 2009 @ 7:13 am |
They think that a 5 minute video takes 5 minutes to edit. Well, it doesn’t. It takes hours and hours, especially if you want to do it right.
Comment by deeper voice — August 29, 2009 @ 1:57 am |